Dating quotes sayings


10. Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It’s perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.
- Conan O’Brien

11. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
- Andy Borowitz

12. The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called “LinkedIn.”
- Dave Barry

13. Compulsive texting gives me the willies. It’s just another form of butt scratching.
- Garrison Keillor

14. In a perfect world, answering machines would come with a “Get to the point” button.
- Jason Love

3. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
— Scott Adams


Dating quotes sayings

Dating quotes sayings



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